Finally.
A GPT Rapper.

Everyone's talking about the next big thing in AI.
A SaaS tool that uses the power of OpenAI GPT Technology by wrapping it into raps.

Intuitive

One prompt is all you need to get started.

Customizable

You cannot customize the rapper in any way at all.

Quality

It has one beat, and no flow. It's just a text-to-speech GPT prompted to rap.

Sleepy

I am very sleepy

Core components

Get started for free with one free rap. No signup, no account, no nothing. Just enter your prompt, and get a rap.

sudo

rm -rf /

Incredible technology

AI will automate your jobs away, and it starts with SoundCloud. Short Blue Microphones stock immediately. It's so over.

“I have no association with Rapper GPT, and have made no public statements either acknowledging its existence or supporting the product.”

We're fundraising

Listen, you don't want to miss out on this wave. The AI wave. It's going to change everything. Our user growth is incredible. Do you guys offer OpenAI credits as part of the check?

saas

b2b

openai

gpt

AGI

technology

Not your standard
GPT wrapper.

Obviously, we have a moat. This is a generational company we're building. Only the best, most deeply cracked tech builders who are deep and cracked should work here.

Technology.

OpenAI just released GPT-4o, and it's a 10x improvement over GPT-3.5. Therefore, our technology is improving 10x every month.

Team.

We're a team of 57 people, and we're all very deep and cracked.

Fundraising.

We're fundraising for a new product, and we're not asking for your money. We're asking for your deep and cracked.

Commercialization.

There's a huge commercial angle here. This is going to change the rap game.

Marketing.

Our CEO tweets "What's happening in AI" threads at 6AM every morning. We have a newsletter on how to build viral SaaS products. You just can't beat this kind of hustle.

Upselling.

You actually can't buy a monthly subscription or we'll kneecap you. Watch it, punk. 4 months free on Stripe.

Growth

Next we're doing GPT Christmas Wrapper, and it's GPT Rap Sheet (in partnership with law enforcement)

API

Obviously there's a lot of GPT Rapper companies out there, and they can build using our API, which wraps the OpenAI API.

Tech Stack.

We can't figure out why we're spending so much money on the cloud. Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Vercel $105,600 can someone help budget this please my startup is dying

Loved by users

Pricing for every stage

Pay monthly for access to our highest-quality bars.

Rapper

Basic functionality, perfect to get started.

Free

1 rap

Prompting

Prompt engineering

I actually built this part for this joke

Player

Complete rap stack for bootstrappers and small teams.

$10/month

One album

Or a mixtape

Advanced prompting

Multiple voices

API access (100 credits)

Private discord community

NFT Token

Personal human rap assistant

Investor

Unlimited license for the future of wrap.

$60/month (or $1200/year)

Unlimited songs

Unlimited API credits

We'll pay Snoop Dogg to collab with you

Series A equity

Fanbase included

VAT may be applicable depending on your location.

Frequently asked questions

Is this real?: No. This is a meme by Driftwood.

Can I use this?: Maybe! Try prompting it above, and if I haven't run out of money it might actually work.

Can I abuse this?: Please don't!

Is this fucking play about me?: Probably not. Or is it?

Finally. A GPT Rapper.